It doesn’t seem fair we keep all this great merchandise to ourselves here in Florida, which is why I’ve stormed the gift shops and scoured the souvenir stores to bring you “The House of Tacky Fabulous.” 

Whether you’re craving shark gummies, trying to track down a unique gift for that proverbial “person who has everything,” or you’re the type who sees beauty in a lamp made from a beer bottle, you’ve come to the right place.